Tuesday, May 12, 2009

FAVORITE COMMENTS SO FAR!



Come on folks we have until May 25!
Let's See Some BIG Peeves!

The current state of pop music.

Air Guitar. Don't do it. You look like a dork.

Men who whine PERIOD!

People who invade my personal space, at least when I don't want them to. Step too close, and I will take a step back. I'd back all the way around a room to keep an unwanted person out of my personal space.

1)Women 2)Women drivers 3)Women Drivers on Cell phones 4)"I DO" 5)"I'm pregnant" (We know who you are anonymous!)

People who start up their lawnmowers the second the sun comes out

Goddam stoopid nationwide "talent" TV contests...Dammit!

1 Goddam piece of ringpiece paper in the public toilet!!!

People that realize that a lane of traffic is backed up so they go into the next lane over because it is moving quicker and they go up to the front and expect someone to just let them back over in that lane.

Posers & Name Droppers

Rednecks & Republicans

Whining, complaining. If you got a problem, do something about it, don't bore anyone else with your dreary travails (unless you're posting pet peeves comments on MGT's blog).

Anonymous posters at least leave us your email or how can we send you a prize?

3 comments:

Nuzz Prowlin' Wolf May 13, 2009 3:44 PM  

People crunching sweets and eating loudly on public transport. Why not have something to eat before you leave the house?

The Barman May 14, 2009 5:09 PM  

1. Coffee shops that never fill your cup all the way up, no matter what size you order. Nearly came to blows with a precious barista last week over this. If I wanted a half cup I would have ordered one, dickhead.

2. The redundant phrase "at this time". Of course it's "at this time" you dolt! Were you speaking in the past tense? Are you a futurist? If you have to qualify every friggin' statement you make why not try the concise and novel word "now"?

3. Any vacuous, bland and annoying TV program with its geographical locator in its title followed by the word "Idol". It's a creeping international franchise that's a threat to Real Rock and Roll, motherfuckers.

4. Robot Music. Being soul-less, gutless music that's devoid of humanity and overly reliant on drum machines or sequencers. A little electronic assistance is fine but 120 beats to the minute and pitch correction sucks the big one. (Thanks to Mark Sisto for the phrase, by the way).

5. Drivers in minor motor vehicle accidents who completely disregard peak hour flow and stop dead at the point of impact. They stand around to exchange details and are totally clueless about the Law of Physics that meant a collision occurred because one object was moving and another (containing a knucklehead) had come to rest. Take it around the corner and don't screw up my day. If I'm on the way to work it's shitty enough.

Young Docteurs May 15, 2009 6:41 AM  

Hi Dennis,you won't remember but back in "81 we did a gig supporting New Race,an honour for us...

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